If you want a hug, a cuddle, or just simply some love, this is a cute way of asking for it. When it comes to the best jokes for kids, puns can be funny. Who can ever have get of cuddles? No one, right?! “Mirra Mirra on the wall and you’re the prettiest girl of all.” And an adorably silly way of telling someone she looks great. This knock, knock joke is a cute take on a fairytale. If you ever get tired of saying just “I love you,” you could say it with a knock, knock joke! “Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”

If she’s looking good, then she wants to hear it. “Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.” …but not before you get that kiss… Such an adorable way to set out for the day/night together! This isn’t an excuse for kissing, this is more of a demand for a kiss… Or maybe you’re even begging or pleading for one…or just demanding one? Should you ever need an excuse for kissing, this is it! “Aadrvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!” Now if this isn’t a cute knock, knock joke, then what is?! Naturally, saying that you are her boyfriend should be followed by a kiss… This is just plain silly, but it’s a cute way of making her remember that you’re her boyfriend, when the two of you are just fooling around. Of course, you could change the last part to read: “Value be my date?” if it’s not Valentine’s… If Valentine’s Day is approaching and you’re looking for a cute and silly way to ask her out then this knock, knock joke is the answer you’ve been looking for. You want to ask her out for a drink for later? Then this is a knock, knock joke to make her smile as you’re teasing her with the silliness of your sense of humor. “Aladdin the street wants a word with you!” You’re standing in the street and looking for a cute way to get her attention instead of, well, actually knocking on her door…so you can send her this text. “Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.” If she has a beautiful smile and you’d like to compliment it in a goofy manner, then this knock, knock joke is simply perfect!Ī genuine feel-good sensation comes from sweet comments and compliments. “De Niro I am to you, the more I like you.”įeeling a bit excited to see your girlfriend? If you, or your woman like De Niro, then here’s a fun way to tease her about it. If you find your girl to be particularly sweet one night and want a goofy knock, knock joke to play with, then this is the one. If you want your sweetheart to put her arms around you, this is the perfect knock, knock joke for you! If there is no mistletoe in the room, you might have to find another tactic to get a kiss… Especially if you’ve been talking about traveling together.

Very funny knockknock jokes